Empty

Today my brain just feels empty. It's like I try to have a thought and nothing is there, instead I just get slightly dizzy. I'm sure it's just a tired thing, but if the condition continues, it could be cause for alarm. I mean, my brain could be slowly leaking out my ears in the form of earwax or something.

OK, that was a little gross.

I'm coming off a glorious three day weekend. I say that because any weekend is glorious when it consists of three days. It's like a mini vacation, particularly when you've employed the fail-proof system of extending your weekend.

What is this system, you ask?

It's very simple. All you really have to do is...wait for it....go out on Friday night right after work instead of going home and putting on your pajamas. This is ground-breaking. It's like you've just added a whole other day to your weekend. And when you add a day to an already longer weekend, well let's just say it's enough to blow your mind. And it allows you to stay in on Saturday night drinking a jug of wine with your friend and not worry about suffering any consequences to your productivity on Sunday because you still have all of Monday! Don't worry, we didn't drink the whole jug. :) (For the record, I was shockingly productive on Monday. I even went so far as to vacuum my ceiling fan. I know, whoa.)

Anyway, the best thing is that the work week will be shorter! I advocate that the standard work week should go from five days to four with three days for every weekend. I think productivity would increase hugely. I know mine would.