Vocab Day.

Scrub: What you know you are when you come into work with makeup on your face and your hair styled and the security guards do not know you.

Stress: When you make a point of stopping at the liquor store to buy two bottles of wine and walk the rest of the way home in the rain because the wine is more important than staying dry just then.

Phantasm: When you give the potatoes sitting in your kitchen the stink eye because they're taunting you about having cheese & crackers for dinner instead of actually cooking.

Lightweight: When you drink one glass of wine with dinner and feel tipsy.

Champ: When you drink two more glasses, to spite the potatoes.

Chump: When you wake up the next morning with a hangover.

Tuesday: When you're not sure the bottle and a half you still have will be enough.