I'm fairly certain there's something wrong with me.

OK.

So there's this wedding I'm attending this weekend, right?  I have a brand, spankin' new dress to wear (super cute).  I need only shoes to make the outfit complete.

I love shoes.  I love everything about them.  I'm pretty sure I've mentioned this before, but when I'm not feeling up to snuff I put on a pair of cute shoes and wear them around my apartment.  What's more, I got a gift certificate to DSW for my birthday, so I'm looking at essentially free shoes.

Now, here's what concerns me:  I have absolutely no interest in going shoe shopping today.  And it pretty much HAS to be today. Tomorrow I have to pack (which is pretty much an all night process, given my spectacular level of procrastination) and Thursday I'm on a plane.  This has never happened to me before.  I ALWAYS want to go shoe shopping.  I've been trying to psych myself up all morning about it.  It's not working.  (technically, Friday before I leave for the rehearsal is sort of an option, but Michigan has sales tax and I'd really like to avoid that if possible - more for my money and all that)


I'll say to myself, "yay, new shoes today!" and then I shoot myself down with, "man, I really don't even want to go."  It's kind of a problem.  I suspect it has to do with having broken my cardinal rule of 'find the shoes first, the outfit second.'  In my experience, when you buy the outfit first, it's so hard to find the perfect pair of shoes that match it, but if I'm in a clothing store I'll inevitably find myself thinking, "oh I have the PERFECT shoes for that."  I'm not sure where the breakdown in the system came from, but I'm starting to get concerned that I'll have to attend this wedding barefoot.  And I can promise you, the bride will NOT be ok with that. :)

Outside of the shoe thing the major problem I'm facing is that all morning the song in my head was, "It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor...." and now it seems to be the theme song from the movie Chasing Liberty (yep, it's a Mandy Moore movie where she's the president's daughter and goes running around all over Europe.  Super cheesy.  I still love it.  No explanation why the song is in my head, though).  Pretty much it's just "she's an American giiiiirl" over and over.

I may be chemically imbalanced.