This morning, shortly after my arrival at work, I was pulling a binder off a shelf when something fell on my foot and then bounced to the ground. At first I thought it was simply a piece of the binder falling off (it's on the old side and it gets used a lot, pieces tend to fall off). Then I looked closer. And I saw what looked like some kind of mutant worm/centipede thing curled up next to my foot. It was approximately 3 inches long, it was blackish with a pink underside and I did not get a close enough look to see if it had legs.
I shuddered with disgust/fear/revulsion and walked quickly away from it. I tried to convince myself that maybe I was seeing things, it probably was just some random piece of plastic or something, I'm sure I was being silly. Only when I went back to check it out the thing was gone. Clearly I was right about what it was and clearly it was still alive. I went back into my office without passing go and without collecting $200 and I have avoided that part of the office for the rest of the day.
I can't even think about it now without getting grossed out.
The worst part is that even though the thing really only had contact with my skin for like 1/4 of a second, I still feel like there are creepy things crawling all over my foot. I keep looking down to check, and I want to go home and take a shower.
I'm also pretty convinced that the shelves underneath the front counter are somehow home to a civilization of these things, bent on taking over the world starting with our office. I can just see them, plotting away, planning their revenge on me for separating their fallen comrade from the rest of the group.
Man, I hate bugs.
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2 comments:
ewwwwww.....
eewgrossyuck!
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