Wednesday, March 11, 2009

further evidence that I am a total freakshow

I realize that this may be one of the strangest posts I've ever written, but all I can tell you is the mind wanders where it wanders, and that's what I put here.

There are random pieces of misfortune that have never happened to me (so far) and I secretly (well, not anymore) want to experience them just to know what it would be like.  I'm not saying I would enjoy any of them, it's more a sort of morbid curiosity as to how I would handle it.  

I'm not talking major catastrophes or anything, more like this:

  • Getting stuck in an elevator (would I get all claustrophobic and freak out?  Or would I be a cool customer and wait patiently for help to arrive?)

  • Being punched in the face (would I pass out?  Punch back?  Get a black eye?)

  • related: throw a punch (would I break my hand?  Even make a connection?  Have any force behind it whatsoever?)

  • Getting stitches (this one kind of surprises me.  For as many injuries as I've sustained due to being completely accident prone, I've never had stitches - wisdom teeth don't count.  Do they hurt?  Would the sight of them gross me out? Would I have a cool scar?) 


So, these are the sorts of things I think about pretty regularly, and part of the reason I think there may be something wrong with me. :)


 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

When I was a kid, I was a bit jealous of kids who broke an arm or leg and got to have their cast signed. I didn't really want to break anything; I just wanted a cast and a lot of attention.

As for the stitches, yes they hurt, yes they are gross, and no the scar isn't cool. I speak from 4 experiences. :)